Church of Cthulhu News
The official news feed, pertaining to the Church's announcements and most recent happenings.
New Church Location Discovered
After our last site of worship had unfortunately been dismantled rather thoroughly by local law enforcement, it appears we have managed to discover a new one! In the middle of a decrepit forest, no less, a large abandoned house with a room well suited. It is a glorious day for the Church.
(Please contact for further details, including FULL identification.)
April 7th, 2019
Clothing Now Being Sold!
A large selection of robes, boots, gloves, and even hoodies are now available for purchase! Just remember to visit any online clothing retailer and type in "Cthulhu cultist robes" as your search terms, and the ones from us may surely come up. Just find 'em for yourself. Though the hoodies you'll need to get directly from us at our address, unfortunately, so be sure to pack plenty!
February 16th, 2019
A Traitor in our Midst
It seems an outsider has found our way into our ranks, according to reports by church members. If you ever happen to speak with a person concealing a police officer's badge in their pockets, please not only search them thoroughly, but ask if they've undergone the initiation and if they'd like to be a sacrifice. If they do not eagerly answer yes, please alert a minister.
December 1st, 2018
Annual Halloween Jamboree
Remember everyone, on October 31st, we will be having a Halloween party at our main location. We will be having pumpkin carving, cupcakes, board games, costume contests, very intensive prayer, and more! Make sure you bring your identification and obsidian amulets.
October 5th, 2018
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